Abandon All Hope
Abandon All Hope Special — $199 One-Hour Entertainment Experience
Book me for Abandon All Hope: A Morale Boosting Musical Comedy Tour — a whirlwind one-man show delivered at your business location in Boise, Idaho (or virtually anywhere).
In just one jam-packed hour, you’ll get:
Courage, comedy, and a killer rendition of the Jimi Hendrix–inspired SSB (Slight Return) on harmonica
A crash course in the only two things that are certain in life (and no, they’re not death and taxes)
The BLOW IT UP method of business success
STIFU — the art of sitting in the eye of your hurricane
Why you shouldn’t try to save the world (and what to do instead)
And plenty more surprises, laughs, and lessons along the way
This isn’t just entertainment — it’s a bold mix of music, comedy, and practical wisdom designed to boost morale, spark courage, and leave your group buzzing.
Details:
$199 flat fee
One hour of live entertainment
On-site in Boise or virtual worldwide
After purchase, we’ll coordinate a mutually agreeable date and time for your session
⚡ Because sometimes the best way to spark courage is to abandon all hope.